Funny & Witty April Fools Day Status Updates For Facebook

April Fools Day: the one day where every girl is pregnant.

wants to remind everyone to poke holes in your cat before you put it in the microwave.

is quitting drinking today… April Fools!

is on watch for any high jinks, horseplay and/or shenanigans today. Don’t even think about it.

is not taking any “serious” Facebook status updates seriously today.

Facebook + April Fools Day = should be interesting.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

has been caught violating parole again… may not be able to update Facebook status for a while

won $750,000 on a scratchcard last night, no more work for me!!!!

you can’t fool a fool!

Super Cool Creative Statuses With Symbols For Facebook

(̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills but thrills

–^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death

► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.

Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.

if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF

̿̿̿ ̿’ ̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is a stick-up… give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!

Party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡

Needs a giant ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) to mend a broken heart

TUЯИ UP TĦΣ MUSiC! ılı.——–νσℓυмє———.ılı. : ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄

▒▒broke his sta▒tus but ▒▒▒▒ a little duct tape goes▒▒ a long w▒ay

The Newest Fun Status Update Games To Play On Facebook Or WhatsApp

Click ‘like’ if you’re glad you met me. Put this as your status to see how many you get ♥

If you love me, post a <3 as a comment. Post this as your status to see how many people love you ♥

If you have a beautiful daughter that you love more than you can describe; copy and paste this to your status. Your daughter will hold your hand for a little while but will hold your heart for a lifetime ♥

I think… I know… I want… I love… I hate… Like this status & I’ll let you know!

If you think I’m cute, like this status. If you think I’m funny, put a XD. If you think I’m crazy, put a ! If you think I’m pretty, put a o-o. If you think I’m ugly, put a .w. If you have a crush on me, put a ♥. If I’m your friend, put a :D If I’m your enemy, put a :@ If you dislike me, put a

Poke me on facebook and I’ll inbox you what I really think about you

I’m a Facebook addict. Click like if you’re one too! Let’s see how many Facebook addicts we have here :)

Like this status and I’ll give you a random nickname :)

Like this status and I’ll write a joke about you on your wall.

Like this status and I’ll post what I like about you on your wall.

Would you… 1.hug me 2.kiss me on the cheek 3.hold my hand 4.kiss me on the lips 5. snog me 6. all of them! Comment on this status with your answer.

Funny & Sarcastic Valentines Day Status Ideas For Single People

Roses are red, violets are blue, cupids are gay and so are you!

One day my prince charming WILL come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Ok, I’m single, anyone want to put a ring on it! *wink wink*

I <3 your mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep getting changed in front of the window, cause I’ve been recording you.

Valentines day. Another great holiday to remind some of us how truly alone we are.

there is someone for everyone but I wasn’t really thinking about you.

already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?

nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you… via this Facebook Status update.

keeps hearing that the right person will come along… I think mine got hit by a truck.

Good Ideas For Valentines Day Romantic Status Updates On Facebook Or WhatsApp

Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.

Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.

I love you from the bottom of my heart. Be mine forever.

My darling, you bring joy to my life. Happy Valentines Day!

You mean the world to me! Please be my Valentine!

You are my angel sent from Heaven. Happy Valentines Day!

You have opened the doors of my heart. Now it’s for you to walk through it.

You remain my world, happiness and joy. Always be my Valentine.

You are the only one person I want to be with for the rest of my life and grow old with. I love you.

Even though we are not together this Valentines Day but I’ll be with you wherever you go.

You are the love of my life and I’ll be yours forever.

If I were to buy you a bunch of roses, I would place a plastic one in the middle, then say “My love will be the last one to die”.