Funny & Sarcastic Valentines Day Status Ideas For Single People

Roses are red, violets are blue, cupids are gay and so are you!

One day my prince charming WILL come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Ok, I’m single, anyone want to put a ring on it! *wink wink*

I <3 your mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, keep getting changed in front of the window, cause I’ve been recording you.

Valentines day. Another great holiday to remind some of us how truly alone we are.

there is someone for everyone but I wasn’t really thinking about you.

already killed some helpless flowers for you… what else do you want?

nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you… via this Facebook Status update.

keeps hearing that the right person will come along… I think mine got hit by a truck.

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